"Alex"dote: Candice-isms

Candice turns round in her seat to the hamster in the footwell behind her, "Pebble, we're at the Columbia River Gorge! It's a bigillion hamsters wide!"

Later she says, "Today I thought I was going to stay in Oregon, but instead I get to go into a new state...! ...And, it's only gonna cost 75 cents to go across the Bridge Of Gods!"

[Note: In fact the old man at the forestry information desk hadn't travelled across the bridge in quite a while..., it ended up costing a dollar!]