We are in search of an England sticker for the car. We go to The England Store in Portland. We walk in and find that it has a tea room and many many English treats. There are:
Cadbury's Hot Chocolate (it's like an orgasm in a can)
Lemon Biscuits (which are in fact cookies and taste like lemon Girl Scout cookies)
Penguins (a chocolate bar which you would think is shaped like a penguin but is in fact just a chocolate bar)
Frozen Pies (made with meat)
Teas that come in containers shaped like elephants
Heinz soups and beans (which are the best canned foods in the world)
and Yorkie bars which are really thick chocolate bars that taste awesome!
Having little money, we get the England sticker for $1.60, Lemon Biscuits for $3.50 and a can of Heinz Baked Beans for $3.50.
The woman who rings us up was originally from Ireland. She had lived in London, Vancouver (BC), and now in Portland. When we leave the store we put the sticker on the car and drive to our next location. . .
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